something fun
Go take this test the minute you finish reading my site. It’s Match.com’s assessment of what kind of person you find attractive, and I got it from Gael.
Apparently, according to the test, this is my ideal handsome/datable guy:
He looks sort of conceited, doesn’t he? He is handsome, but there were other guys way handsomer than him on the test. But they didn’t pick those guys as my absolute ideals because I didn’t choose those guys as ones who looked like they would be attracted to me. What the hell? The test had no allowance for low self-esteem.
Also… hel-lo, I think I know what kind of men are attracted to me. I see them stare at my boobs all the time. The guy pictured above would definitely look at my boobs or butt in the elevator at my job. I can see it in his eyes. The other guys I picked as attractive, wouldn’t. But that doesn’t mean the guy above is my “type”, does it?
No. It just means that, because he’s cute, I wouldn’t say “Tsk” quite as loudly when I caught him scoping me out.
According to the test, this is my girlfried:
Isn’t she pretty? Yes, I think so, too. According to the test, I’m very picky when it comes to women and only like “movie-star” quality faces with “beautiful” hair. But with men, I’m very “open” and attracted to “unique, non-mainsteam” traits. As a feminist, that kind of makes me sad.
They also said that I prefer smiling men but non-smiling women. That redeems me, I think. When I take the woman above on dates, I’ll never tell her, “Smile!” or “Why aren’t you smiling? Don’t you like the stuffed panda I won for you?” because she won’t put up with that kind of shit. Look at her. Her face says that she only wants to go see a movie if it doesn’t suck.
I’m gonna go call her right now. Talk to y’all later.
