My work area has horrible feng shui.

I don’t know if I believe in all that stuff about having bamboo sticks and water fountains in your house, but I do know that it makes sense to have chair facing the door. Also, you shouldn’t have your back to the coworker you gossip with most. Not only is it probably bad for your chi or your yang, but it’ll hurt your neck. You’ll keep turning your neck to look at the website your coworker’s showing you, or to see if that’s your boss coming in the door. Your neck will eventually hurt. Maybe it’ll give you a brain aneurism.

I need to remember to bring a mirror to put in front of me. Maybe my boss will approve a check request for windchimes, too.

crum-bum

Aw, shut up, ya crum-bum!

What in god’s name is a crum-bum? Why is it spelled crum instead of crumb? Was that the kind of epithet that made people say, “Ooh… PUT down!”

It’s funny to think of words people used to say in the olden days.

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Posted in Uncategorized on 11/14/2003 11:51 pm
 
 

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