Organ stones — collect them all!

Long-time Gwenworld readers will remember that a few months ago, I had a kidney stone. You’ll never guess what I have now. Give up?

That’s right! A gallstone!

Dude — I am so freaking cool. I rule. Other people — punk-ass little bitches — think they’re cool when they bust out with just one kind of stone. But, baby, I am here to tell you that I’m running a whole freaking jewelry store of stones. Next thing you know, I’m gonna have a pancreas stone, a brain stone, a spleen stone, some appendix stones and livers…. Don’t even try to catch up to me, because it ain’t gonna happen.

Dang, I kick ass. Don’t player-hate on this, okay?

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Posted in Uncategorized on 09/10/2003 11:37 pm
 
 

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