Let’s be shallow now.
Usually, I don’t find too many guys attractive. Not even the ones on TV. And I tell myself, “Maybe I’m just too picky. Or maybe I really am secretly a lesbian.”
But then, sometimes, I see some man who is very, very beautiful. Like this one. And I think, “I want this man to bear my children. And to win the reality show on which he’s competing.”
Sometimes I say that aloud, and my kids and my boyfriend hear me, and they either roll their eyes or shed a tear, as applicable.
Okay. That’s all. I just wanted to tell y’all about an attractive person on this earth. (I think it’s okay to talk about his looks, seeing as how he’s trying to make money off them and I’m not saying anything mean. Right?)
