The Cat
The cat probably thinks his name is Goddammit.
“Goddammit – get OFF of there!”
“Goddammit – quit that!”
“Goddammit – do you have to destroy everything in the whole entire house?”
“C’mere, you little orange and white hellcat. Look at you. You’re so pretty. That’s right – he’s so pretty. Look at the little baby. He’s so purty! He’s such a little baby! I love that little kitty! He’s so beautiful! He’s such a purty — OW. Quit biting me, goddammit!”
Really, the cat’s name is Smeagol.
