More Good Advice
If a new male acquaintance ever says to you, “I don’t want to be your boyfriend. But I do hope to sleep with you some time in the future,” then don’t waste your time trying to explain to him why his words are uncouth, unflattering, or unwise.
Just say, “No, thank you,” and move on with your life.
(Don’t check the mirror to see if someone stamped the words EASY or SLUTTY or UNWORTHY OF RESPECT on your forehead, either. I promise you – no one did.)
There. Now, next time this happens to me, I can go back and read this entry and take my own advice.
