Hey Foxy Lady
You’re looking really nice today. I like your outfit. Like your style. That’s a cute suit with your pointy-toed shoes. Your hair looks so nice. Your makeup is perfectamundo.
But why do you have to carry that huge, fake Louis Vuitton bag? It doesn’t look real at all. Everybody knows it’s plastic and you got it for $24.95. Don’t do that to yourself. Don’t carry that shit anymore.