more on the ghosts
(See entry below to know which ghosts I mean.)
Sometimes they don’t come through the front door or the windows. Sometimes they start as ugly, low-res photos of women allegedly waiting for you on the online dating services advertised on Hotmail.com.
Why do they always have pictures of frightening women (with uncontrollable breasts) on those ads? Why do the late-night emails always contain penis-enlargement spam?
Are men the only ones at home alone tonight? No, I’m here alone, too. Can I get an ad for an exorcist? Can I buy a drug that makes you not scared to be alone?
tell the truth
You men must be buying the penis-enlargement stuff. You are, aren’t you? Don’t lie. If you weren’t buying it, they wouldn’t keep sending out spam ads about it. They stopped sending the weight-loss ads, the hair-growth ads, and the pyramid schemes. They even stopped sending the porn. Now it’s all penis enlargement, all the time.
STOP BUYING THE PENIS-ENLARGEMENT PRODUCTS. Please.
Look – here’s a site that features pictures of normal guys’ penises. (Got it from Charles.) Go there. It’s supposed to make you feel better.
Oh, okay – here’s a picture of a real, live woman enjoying a small penis. NOW will you stop buying penis-enlargement products and save the world from spam?
Thank you.
