best half-time show quote
My nine-year-old son Dallas watched Miss Jackson If You’re Nasty dance around for a little while, then turned to me and said, “Don’t tell me that’s Peter Jackson’s sister.”
“No, baby,” I said, stifling a laugh. “That’s Michael Jackson’s sister.”
“Oh,” he said, totally unimpressed.
Dear Janet Jackson,
Big butts are trendy now. So you can stop wearing the little capes and things over yours.
Dear Superbowl people,
I’m sure glad my kids went to play video games right before Justin Timberlake ripped off half of Janet’s bra. That would have been really hard to explain. Thanks for taking the disrespect-to-women imagery to the next level, because the commercials weren’t quite enough.
