forgot to say
You know the chapbook I’ve been selling called My Pattern Book? Well, I forgot to say that parts of it are racy. In fact, one part at the end is more than just racy, actually. I should have warned y’all about that. If you already bought the book, you might not want to leave it lying around where children can peruse it. If you’re considering buying the chapbook, be warned that parts of it are more than merely racy, and may even be considered slightly offensive by some.
If you already bought it and were offended by the more-than-just-racy parts, I’m sorry. I should have warned you. Thank you for telling me your feelings so politely and gently. You know that story was supposed to be metaphorical, right? That it was commentary on society? Well…. I hope we can still be friends. Can we? Will you still call me? Wait…. Where are you going? Oh… okay.
