Guest Blog Entry #7
Mo writes:
I’m not sure what to write in this paragraph. Do I suck up, and talk about how incredible I think you are? Do I talk about how your draw-rings always make me laugh like a retarded hyena on crack? Do I reveal my deep secret love for all things Gwen? Or do I simply discuss how I lament not keeping up with your journal once I became absorbed in my own journal? Do I talk about how self-centred and narcissistic I am, and that I’m so slow I’m not sure I can spell narcissistic properly, or even be bothered to look it up on dictionary.com? I’m thinking of maybe the laying-it-on-thick route; that path may be more productive, and possibly more rewarding. I suppose this would be the end of my one paragraph. Too bad, because I sensed great things coming . . .
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Nosy Personal Question #5
Rebecca R. asks:
How many pairs of underwear do you own, and what’s the breakdown?
And Bunnie C. asks, similarly:
What style of underwear do you prefer – or do you switch it up?
In order of most preferred to least, here is an approximate description of the contents of my underwear drawer. (Thank y’all for not saying panties. I hate that word.)
- one leopard-print bikini
- 4 or 6 pairs of nylon “hi-cut” briefs in loudish floral prints and colors on the warmer end of the spectrum
- 4 or 6 pairs of cotton hi-cut briefs in funky pastels and stripes (ugly but comfortable)
- (new since I lost some more weight) 3 or 4 nylon bikinis in same sorts of colors as nylon hi-cut things, plus one translucent purple with green flowers and lace pair that I haven’t yet worked up the nerve to wear
- 6 or 37 pairs of horrible black “shapers” — left over from when I was fat — never worn but too expensive to be thrown away — will probably give them to the Goodwill but who the hell buys used underwear? just thinking about it makes me sad
I’d like to try the new boy-cut underwear, but all the ones I’ve seen so far have insipid graphics or are made of itchy-looking lace.
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