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overheard conversation in my own car
I picked up the kids from their dad’s house on Sunday and then eavesdropped on them on the long ride home. Dallas is 8. Josh is 10. Both are stage names, of course.
Dallas: Josh… remember that guy at the Wal-Mart who had that hat? That hat that looked like Zelda’s? You know… he had that Zelda —
Josh: Yeah, I know who you mean. What about him?
Dallas: You know what would be funny? If he put himself in a slingshot and shot himself at the sun. But instead of hitting the sun, he’d miss it and fall on the ground. And there’d be a sign that said “Low Prices”. And everybody would be like, “What — can we buy the ground?” I mean, “– the floor?” That’d be funny!
Josh: [polite chuckle]
Gwen: ?
